Ted was Peters dads dog in the 80’s. Peters dad was a huge taper on the GD scene and had a large collection of his own tapes.

One day he left the door open to his tape room and his dog Ted got into the tapes. Pretty much chewed up 80% of them.

The name Ted Tapes is pretty much Peter roasting his dad.

They laugh about it, but deep down Peters dad is fuming and thinking of a retaliation burn towards Peter.

He is deciding to wait until their Red Rocks debut to unleash the prank.

Nobody knows what he has planned, but it’s most likely an embarrassing baby picture.

Historical accuracy guaranteed by Mike Kelly.

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